Attempting to wash the baby clothes, wash our clothes, wash the dogs' bedding, and wash our own bedding takes approximately 73 cycles.
Grabbing a pizza on the way home while you're alone with baby = eating cold pizza two hours later. Purchasing a frozen pizza allows one to cook it after baby is asleep.
Leaving the lower doors of the china cabinet open will cause an eleven month old to remove 80% of the cabinet's contents within seventeen seconds.
Daddy can't sing "Glink-Glunk Went the Little Green Frog" or "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" with the same effectiveness as mommy.
Rushing to get a diaper on will either result in lop-sidedness or unintentional ripping off of velcro tab.
Tom Hanks' isolation in Cast Away on TBS last night looks incredibly appealing.
4 comments:
i totally agree jenny! :) benjamin is such a cutie! hope y'all are doing well!
HA, HA!!! Now it makes sense why Stay-at-home moms are so tired after doing "nothing" all day!!!!
Too true! And I just read the last post on screaming. Hang in there! I think that all we can do is patiently encourage the screaming to stop/ ignore it. Kendra screams ALL THE TIME, although it has been a teensy bit better lately. :)
Oh my, I HATE when the tabs pull off and a new diaper is wasted! :)
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