Saturday, February 28, 2009

I know this much is true...

Anyone who thinks being a stay-at-home mom is a cushy job is a moron. Being in the house with a baby all day just means they have more time to destroy said environment. 

Attempting to wash the baby clothes, wash our clothes, wash the dogs' bedding, and wash our own bedding takes approximately 73 cycles. 

Grabbing a pizza on the way home while you're alone with baby = eating cold pizza two hours later. Purchasing a frozen pizza allows one to cook it after baby is asleep. 

Leaving the lower doors of the china cabinet open will cause an eleven month old to remove 80% of the cabinet's contents within seventeen seconds. 

Daddy can't sing "Glink-Glunk Went the Little Green Frog" or "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" with the same effectiveness as mommy. 

Rushing to get a diaper on will either result in lop-sidedness or unintentional ripping off of velcro tab. 

Tom Hanks' isolation in Cast Away on TBS last night looks incredibly appealing. 




Thursday, February 26, 2009

Will Someone PLEASE Tell Us What to Do

He's Screaming.

I don't mean yelling. I don't mean hollering.

He is screaming...at the top of his lungs. The most blood-curdling, shrill, high-pitched scream possible. I don't know how he's not hoarse.

I just got back from lunch with he and Jenny. Between Jimmy's on Markham and my office less than a mile away, he screamed so much and so high that my ears are hurting into my neck...if that's even possible.

What do you do? Ignore it? Gently say "no?" Scream back at him????

Lord help us.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Screen Envy, Bed Head, and Cookie Face

Okay, so I'm not terribly technology or gadget-focused. I have an iPod that will hold more songs than I'll ever download. We have AT&T U-Verse TV and Internet. I use a MacBook. I can manage a website. Jenny's car has xM. Ben has a DVD player mounted in the backseat. 

I know how to use things, I'm just not obsessed with having the latest and greatest electronic or tech gadgets. My electronics have nothing to prove. 

I'm not terribly into sports, and HD viewing of American Idol and The Biggest Loser can't be that much better. But I want a flat panel TV. I've wanted one for two years. Every time I think I will have the money to buy one, something comes up. And all that will fit in our cabinet is a 37", so we're not even talking that much money. But I'm dealing with it. I'll have one sometime before Ben starts Kindergarten if all goes well. But I REALLY want one. 

So imagine my irritation and slight jealousy when Jenny's grandmother gets a new flat panel for use in her new retirement home. Okay, okay, she's lived a long life, she's got her finanaces in order...let her enjoy Pat and Vanna in HD. 

At any rate, Benjamin enjoyed exploring the empty box as I was setting the new TV up for his GiGi. 
And now for page 2. Bed Head. I mean, seriously. I think he'll have to sleep with rails on his bed until third grade. He rolls and thrashes and tosses all night long. We'll go in to look at him one last time before we go to bed, and within 2 minutes he's gone from one side to the other, from one end of the bed to the other, and has twisted his blankets into an elaborate braid formation. 

And after ten or so hours of endless thrashing, his hair seems to have always taken the brunt force of the commotion. 



Page 3. Several days ago we were in Jonesboro for my 92 year-old grandfather's abdominal surgery. We had some time to kill before we met my parents at the hospital, so we stopped in the mall to let Ben wander for a minute. One of Jenny's favorite treats is a slice of cookie cake from Great American Cookie Co. As you can see, Ben was quite fond of the icing as well. 

Can't wait to see what he does with his birthday cake in a couple of weeks. 

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

In Case You Were Wondering...

Yes, we have a theme. Apparently, first birthdays are a big deal.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Friday, February 6, 2009

Gotta Love that Bow...


Jenny and I join with the thousands and thousands of others in celebrating baby Harper's return to Arkansas. What excitement they must have felt fastening her in her car seat for the first time after this amazing journey. 

Monday, February 2, 2009

Annabelle.







You've seen Annabelle. 

She's the 5 year-old T-Ball player who misses the pop fly because the dandelions at her feet are more interesting. 

She's Bambi, questioning Thumper of whether the lake is frozen enough to walk on. 

She's the baby sister who shys behind a large chair when company comes through the door. 

She's our Beagle. And this is her story. 

Jenny was convinced, not long after we married, that we needed a second dog. Bailey needed a friend. She would feel better about us being gone all day if he had another dog at home with him. 

So, after listening to her arguments for some time, I finally gave in to her. It was January of 2005, and I decided to get her a new puppy for Valentine's Day. 

Jenny had wanted a Basset Hound for a long time. I found a breeder in Waco who had a litter, and went out to her house one afternoon, thinking I was about to leave with a Basset puppy. Something about the breeder and the puppies didn't sit right with me, so I left without one. 

After thinking it over, I decided to clue her in to what I was doing. I wanted to make sure she got what she wanted. So we began discussing what we wanted, what we thought would be a good companion for Bailey, etc. etc. We visited a breeder that had a litter of Black Lab puppies, and came very, very close to purchasing another Lab. Bailey was 2, and still chewing, and we weren't ready to go through a Lab's puppy years again just yet. 

After a few days, we had almost decided on a Dachshund. I was worried simply because of Bailey's size, and concerned that they might be playing too rough and Bailey break its back. 

Jenny's great-grandmother had passed away, and we had to be in Ft. Worth over the weekend. When we returned to the kennel to pick up Bailey, someone had left their 7 week-old Beagle to be boarded overnight. Jenny picked up the dog, and was sold. We had to have a Beagle. And we had to have it now. 

As luck would have it, we found 3 litters of Beagles in the Waco paper that weekend. After calling them all, we decided to drive out to Moody, TX, about 20 miles west of Waco, and meet a breeder there. His were Blue Tick Beagles. Named due to their bluish-grey markings, much like the coon hounds. 

If our Labrador's breeder was the Rolls Royce of dog breeders, we had just met Ford Motor Company's answer. In a make-shift pen on his front porch were 5 or 6 of the fattest little Beagle puppies you could imagine. When I questioned their intestinal state, he told me that he "Gets them good and tanked-up with their last meal so they sleep all night (note to self...this could work for kids, too...). 

Somehow, we fell in love with the runt again. Her ears were at least  three times the size of her head. She was so full of dinner that she couldn't even stand up. But she had beautiful markings, her eyes were clear, and the breeder's honest handshake put us both at ease. Almost laughingly, we handed him 135.00 cash (a drop in the bucket to what I paid for Bailey two years earlier) and left with a baby Beagle. 

Four years later, she's our little cuddle bug. She's nearly 30 pounds, but she thinks she's dainty. 

She sleeps at Jenny's feet, under the sheets, blankets, and duvet, and seldom comes up for air. 

She and Bailey are best friends. We know that one will mourn the loss of the other someday. They spend their time together on the couch, playing in the backyard, and sleeping in their kennel. 

She'll be focused on tracking a squirrel one minute, and chasing a butterfly the next. No matter where he hides them, she always finds my dad's house shoes and brings one into the den to chew on. 

She'll dig through a visitor's luggage and sprint through the living room with a girdle in tow, she can destroy a garbage bag with chicken remnants inside within seconds, and will howl in terror at her own reflection in the front door glass. 

She's our own little square peg, and we can't imagine life without her. 



Bailey

Jenny and I spend so much time talking about our lives and what is going on from day to day, showing off our beautiful son and talking about all that he is learning and doing, but we have never taken the time to introduce our dogs to our readers. This post, aptly-named, will hopefully give you an inside-look at the relationship we have with our beloved Labrador Retriever, Bailey. 

I knew I wanted a Chocolate Lab. I knew that I was going to be moving away to Kentucky and living on my own. I knew my childhood dog, at almost 14 years of age, would never make it living away from our home. 

So I began searching for a Lab. 

My search led me to a breeder about 45 miles from my hometown of Texarkana. I drove out when the litter was about 4 weeks old to meet the breeder and see the puppies. I didn't know a lot about Labs. I knew they were friendly, fairly docile, and loved water. 

As I made my way towards the kennel where this litter was sleeping, the mother was removed and put in a nearby kennel. She watched every move I made the entire time. 

I was fairly sure that I wanted a female. I picked up several of them, some males, but had my eye on one female. As I picked her up for a closer inspection, this fat little ball of fur made his way to the buckle of my sandal (I was wearing Birkenstocks at the time...way past the prime of that fad, but I loved those shoes). Finding the buckle to be a nice chew piece, this fat little Lab lit into my shoe. I picked him up and looked at him, discovered he was the "runt," and put him back. 

As my luck would have it, I was the first person to put cash down on any of the dogs. I would later find out how lucky I was. The breeder was well-known, the lineage was great, and I was in a prime spot to take pick of the litter. 

Two weeks later, I returned with the remainder of my payment. Two other individuals had come from several hundred miles away to take their pick after I had made my decision. I didn't know anything about picking a Lab. I just wanted a companion. 

Again, I started looking over the females (trying to act like I knew what I was looking for...). A few minutes later, the still chubby little runt made his way over to me, and proceeded to untie my shoelace. I looked at the breeder, who smiled and nodded at me and said, "That's the same one that had a hold of your shoe the first time."

My decision was made. Bailey made his first of many trips home in my car that afternoon...home to my parents' home. His first home. His first of many homes. 

Bailey is an incredible dog. No one knows him like Jenny and I do. He's not the same with anyone else. 


Several years ago, my parents kept him overnight for us. I called the first morning to check in on him, and mom let me know that he didn't want to go to bed the night before. She had wondered if maybe he would sleep better in my bed, so she decided to go in and lay down in my old room with him. That didn't work. When she returned to her bed, he still wouldn't settle down. In fact, he stood over her. 

When she replayed the evenings' events to me, I laughed and told her, "Well, you have to talk to him before bed." 

Every night, we talk to Bailey. He's either standing beside the bed, or laying between us, or standing over us, but we talk to him. We talk about who he saw during the day. We talk about squirrels. We talk about his favorite toys. We spend about 5 minutes doing this, tell him goodnight, and he steps off our bed and onto his bed, and is down for the night. 

Bailey is aggressive. Not necessarily just aggressive, but protective. I have no doubt that if someone came in and intended to harm Jenny or Benjamin, they would leave with a few less appendages. He's perfect in the Vet, loves playing off-leash at the dog park, and lets people pet him in Petco. But come in unannounced or without a proper introduction and he's not going to ignore you. 

Usually, all it takes is a milk bone, a basic introduction, and he'll warm up to you. 

We worried about how he would be with the baby. As you can see, he warmed up to him quickly. I'm still not sure if he understands what Benjamin is, but he's dealing with it. 

Bailey made his way home that fall day to my parents' house in Texarkana. Two months later, he moved with me to Lexington. We lived in our first apartment for 6 months. Then we moved into a townhouse that didn't work out, and moved again in 2 months. We remained in the next townhouse for 10 months. We returned to Waco, where we had two different addresses. During that time, my parents moved to Jonesboro. Then we returned to Little Rock. While we were here, Jenny's parents moved away from Little Rock. 

They say that a lost dog will often return home if lost after you move. I'm not sure where Bailey's true homing signal comes from, or where he would head, but I know we'd be lost if we ever lost him. 

Bailey knows when you're sick, understands what it means to "Be quiet, Benjamin's sleeping," and loves to chew up hangers. He breaks them in the same pattern every time. Sometimes, when we're not looking, he'll destroy several at a time. The plastic ones are cheaply-replaced, this we know. 

He will eat an SOS pad whole if he gets the chance, has swallowed an entire bar of Irish Spring soap, and his digestive system can break down a 700.00 wedding band in just under 10 days. We know because he swallowed mine on July 4, 2006. Stomach acid WILL break down a ring, if it sits there long enough. I know wear a much cheaper James Avery ring in case I ever leave it within his reach again. 

Bailey spent 30 days undergoing intensive training, and will respond to various whistle commands in the field. He loves to water-jump off of long docks or piers, and a training "bumper" is always just the right gift for him on any occasion. He understands an astounding amount of words, but his most-used commands are down (which is a combination of sit, lay down, and stay...I was told by the trainer that he couldn't learn stay...it's "not in his vocabulary"), kennel (go to your crate), and "bring me your bowl." 

Bailey will be 7 this September. We know the life expectancy of a Lab is 13-14 years, but we're hoping for more like 20-25. 

There is perhaps no better dog. He's a little OCD like me, but enjoys piling up on the couch like Jenny. He worries when things are different, but adapts to change with time. 

He loves going to camp (extended stays at boarding kennels), will swim for hours, and always seems to find stray dryer sheets around the house. He'll rip it down the middle, then move on. 

He's alpha dog. I was told after his training that he's a one-man dog. He's proved this time and again. He'll respond to me in a split second after Jenny has worn herself out trying to correct him. 

We love him as one of our children. We don't understand people who leave their dogs out in the weather for their entire lives. We know it's each person's decision, but we just think they bring so much love and personality into your home that you're missing out if they don't live with you. 

I don't believe that Bailey has a soul, but I believe that he has a spirit. I believe that he was the perfect dog that God had in mind to be a companion to me when I lived alone, so far from home. 

I believe that my heaven will include dogs. Lots of them. Jenny and I will always have a dog in the house. Probably will always have more than one at a time. 

When the well-known dog expert and author Elizabeth Marshall Thomas was asked if she believed there would be dogs in heaven, she replied, "It wouldn't be heaven without them." 

She, at one time or another, must have had her own Bailey. 

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